I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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