Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
