capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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