FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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