I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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