how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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