My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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