I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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