so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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