One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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