All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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