"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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