did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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