I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
im holly from the hills drunk
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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