I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I don't deserve a penis
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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