To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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