if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Too much gin, very little bucket
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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