I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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