I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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