remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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