ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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