If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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