Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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