You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Randomize
