i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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