He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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