He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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