i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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