Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You pole danced in your parka.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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