I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
