It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
