no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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