i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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