But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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