Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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