Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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