Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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