She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Boobs are out for the taking
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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