Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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