She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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