i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
