Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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