come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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