You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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