its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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