it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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