There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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