Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I have demons in me.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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