I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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