If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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