She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You're my little dorito
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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