yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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